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After a little reminder from Kasia, here is the October wallpaper!

This photo was taken on my walk home after class the other day. It was a good reminder about how much France rocks, and it came at the right time. I had had a bad class day that I will post about later, and I just felt exhausted about all this trying to apply for my Carte de Séjour thing.

We’re not stupid people. We started out at the OFII – the office for immigration, kind of. There, the nice man pointed us to the nearest police station, where foreigners register for their Cartes de Séjour. We walked to the police station, and the nice security guard said that the station wasn’t it, but the station right across the river was. Fine, we walked across the river, went through security at the most massive complex of a police station, and the nice lady behind the counter said no, she wasn’t it either. However, she produced a document that had an address for where I should go, along with my “case” example described (EU spouse, no visa currently except tourist stamp thing in passport). She said we just had to go there, show our passports, and our marriage certificate.

That marriage certificate best be in French, she added. Then she showed us a list of certified court translators who can translate the document for us.

Not wanting to pay the fees, we went to the Canadian Embassy to see if they could help by attesting our marriage. It really should not have been a problem: two Canadians, showing up with a marriage certificate that is universally recognized in Canada without additional documentation or registration. Nope, since the document wasn’t produced by a Canadian government institution, they didn’t want anything to do with us. Even though there’s nothing Canadian that would replace this document, and yes, we did mention that Canada would recognize and use this document for all marriage-certifying-related-incidents.

So we had to call up a translator down the street, give him the piece of paper for a week, to translate for €50. BAH.

We picked up the translation last week, went to the Carte de Séjour office as given to us by the nice lady behind the counter.

We checked in through yet another security station at yet another police station, and when it came our turn and we presented “all that we needed”, along with extras I had brought for reinforcement (rent contract, school papers, etc.), the super-fast-French-speaking woman rebutted with a FOUR PAGE DOCUMENT with lists of things I should have. ALL ORIGINAL copies.

Among this list: my birth certificate, our apartment insurance documents, proof that we have money to live in France.

Let me just pause and ask the readers of this blog – who keeps their original birth certificate when they travel?! Double-ew-tee-eff. I explained in anxiety-laden-barely-comprehensible French that our insurance was purchased through the internet so the “original” is this printout, as far as I can tell, and it works for all other purposes. No…apparently I have to track down this company in the middle of nowhere in France and get them to send me an “original”.

By then I was shocked out of my wits that I couldn’t piece together another sentence if I wanted. Alex read the list front and back many times with his brows furrowed, but we just couldn’t make any more sense out of it.

I brought this four-page-long document/list of things I need to school, to ask the people who are there to “help” you get this elusive Carte. I had two nice, but not helpful, ladies basically repeat the list back to me in English. Thanks, Google did that for me already.

Our bank in Canada wrote us a letter, printed off all of the past 6 months of transactions for us in all of our accounts, to “prove our resources” to live in France.

So armed with more preparation, we lined up again at the same police station today to validate that the documents we’ve acquired are sufficient and correct, and we can soon begin the process just as soon as we acquire some original documents in the mail (but in the mean time let us know if these printouts are even correct).

It was incredibly busy at the police station, and we had to stand in line outside to wait for the employees to have their afternoon break (between 1-2pm). Then as soon as the doors opened, we got trampled by some immigrants to whom queues mean absolutely sh*t all. Seriously, a broad wheeled her Stokke stroller right over my foot to get to the front of line…she came all the way from the back of the line.

We waited for quite a bit inside too, and finally when it came our turn we had the same bored super-fast-French-speaking lady again, even though I had kept my fingers crossed for the nice smiling blond lady in the Accueil section. I greeted this lady with a big smile, reminded her that I was here last week, and would now like some help to verify that I have everything right.

She began by harassing me about my birth certificate, which I most definitely still don’t have, and am holding out on a little bit. Seriously, the document is in Chinese, and the translation for my name could be anything, since there’s no relationship between my Chinese and English names. It could very well be the phoniest document I present to them, yet they still persist on getting it even though I tried to stress that there’s nothing of interest to them.

Fine. Moving on…the rent contract to prove our address. She flips through it, sees where I signed it back in April, and pushes it back at me with a “Non”.

Why not? Because it was signed in April…it means I might’ve already been here too long (i.e. over 2 months) that I am no longer eligible for the Carte.

BUT MY PASSPORT STAMP SAYS I GOT HERE ON AUGUST 25! YOUR PEOPLE STAMPED IT!

Non.

BUT THE CONTRACT SAYS THE RENTAL BEGAN ON AUGUST 25!

Non.

BUT YOU’RE STUPID!

Non.

Next up, document proving resources. We present proudly our life savings listed in the last 6 months of activity, along with a French letter stating our bank accounts’ balances, furnished by our Canadian bank.

Non. Your resources have to be in France.

BUT I CAN GET ACCESS TO THESE FUNDS WHILE I’M IN FRANCE!

Non.

We left, grumpier than ever, and more determined than ever to get this right. I cannot believe I am about to reunite with my birth certificate, and then meet it again in French. I’m not even sure why I am persisting on this Carte. It might be cheaper to take off every few days to different non-Schengen countries for short vacations than going down this path of craptastic days.

Sigh.

In the mean time, enjoy the pretty picture.

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Lovely colours at the market

With all of the outdoor markets in Paris (and the indoor one downstairs), and the free time we have on our hands, I’ve become a market wanderer. Between the different markets on different days of the week, perusing the markets remains a pleasure, but the past-time has also sneakily become one of my biggest headaches. It’s like all of a sudden, my fridge is the market, and I could cook anything and everything imaginable. I’ve become terribly indecisive and obscenely obsessive about our meals.

We cook at home primarily to save money. We go to the markets with a daily budget in mind, and I have a rough idea of what I want. Then I get totally distracted by the bountiful displays. The crowds at the Bastille Market overwhelm me. Most stressful of all, buying from the produce vendors is a pop-quiz on my French conversation skills every time.

The vendors here pick out and bag your fruits and vegetables for you, and you just dictate what you want when it comes to your turn in line. At this point, you may not even be close to some of the things you want to buy, because the lines are long and the stalls can be pretty big (a small city block, in Bastille Market). So pointing to what you want is out of the question, thank you very much. What’s more charming (and anxiety-inducing), is that often people engage in conversations with the vendors, too, to find out the best apples for baking, taste the difference between the little quetsche plums and their bigger counterparts (name forgotten because they weren’t as good), and pick the best pears for eating right now.

I’ve been caught stammering in front of vegetable stands many a time because of this activity. Last weekend at the Bastille Market was the worst, as I had decided to stock up on veggies that day. The only mishap was when I got three endives instead of three onions, but still, after my ten minutes in line I was ready to collapse.

Also, I’ve decided that French people don’t switch to speaking English with me when I talk to them, not because my French is that amazing, but because I look like an Asian tourist who probably can’t handle English either. I should wear a sign. Or little flag pins for the languages I speak. I digress.

Anyway, so we try to eat fresh and exciting things everyday, while staying to a budget, and our fridge is usually pretty empty because of this. The size of the fridge may also have something to do with this decision. Well, I say our fridge is empty, but I do have one weakness – I’m getting all my dairy intake to prevent osteoporosis here!

Currently I’m hoarding my favourite salted butter (full of flecks of sea salt), and sweet butter for pastries. I’ll be adding beurre de baratte to my repetoire soon, or some variation of a raw milk butter. We also keep a little pot of crème fraîche in the fridge – it is so cheap here, it is going to be the thing I miss the most when we don’t live here anymore. Then we have milk for our morning coffees. Annnnd the cheeses from the fromagerie. I love the brie here; it’s not the mild creamy stuff we get in Canada. The little wedges of brie are so much more flavourful – and pungent, even though I don’t like that description. Then, I instantly fell in love with the Comté, the aged and fruity kind, so we have some of that kicking around, too. Currently, after a little picnic, we are guilty of also keeping a chunk of St-Nectaire – a mild, semi-soft cheese that’s rather mouldy on the outside, but lovely on the inside – and plain soft chèvre. Then there’s the obligatory fresh wedge of parmesan for pastas. Yep, five cheeses. Alex doesn’t even bother asking me anymore what’s in those little paper wrappers crowding the fridge.

I’ve made some pretty imaginative meals, along with some staples, while we’ve been here. It’s fun to whip these things up, but now you know the effort that’s gone along to procure some of these things. (On the plus side, asking for une botte de bette – bunch of chard – was pretty amusing.)

  
  
Salmon with flash-fried super-crispy green onions and garlic, warmed bruschetta,
tomato tart on puff pastry, stuffed pepper with boiled potatoes

Today I planned and improvised my own version of a mulligatawny soup. Ever since I read about it in first year English Lit in university, I’ve loved the way the word mulligatawny rolls of my tongue, and the exotic spicy taste it inspires. My mom’s bakery actually serves a mulligatawny soup weekly, and I think what we recreated here in Paris tastes similar. Our version in Paris also uses a lot less complicated ingredients, because I only had curry powder on hand. It worked out surprisingly well that I don’t think much else is needed!

Mango’s Own Mulligatawny Soup

  • 1 medium-sized onion
  • 3 carrots
  • 2 celery stalks
  • 1 apple, peeled
  • 1 large potato
  • 2 roma tomatoes or 1 large tomato
  • 2 cloves of garlic, minced or smashed
  • 1 tbsp + 1 tbsp curry powder
  • optional: cayenne or other spicy stuff
  • 1L carton of chicken or vegetable stock
  • 1/2 cup uncooked rice
  • 1 – 2 chicken breasts, cooked and shredded by hand
  1. Dice up the tomatoes and potato.
  2. Bring to boil in a large pot 1L of stock, 1L of water, 1 tbsp of curry powder, cinnamon, potatoes, and tomatoes. When it reaches a boil, turn down the heat and let simmer.
  3. Dice the onion and celery. Dice the carrots, but bigger chunks (because I like to taste them more). Shred the apple on a cheese grater or just chop finely. Mince the garlic. You can keep all of these veggies together.
  4. In a skillet, warm up 1 tbsp olive oil over medium heat. Add in the chopped veggies and 1 tbsp of curry powder. Cook over medium-low heat and let the vegetables “sweat”, until onions look transparent and start to soften, about 10-15 minutes.
  5. Add the veggies from the skillet to the soup pot, and bring to a boil again. Reduce heat and let it simmer/soft boil continuously for about 20 minutes.
  6. At this point, correct seasoning with cayenne or any other pepper you’re thinking of adding, and salt to taste.
  7. Add in the uncooked rice. Bring back to boil, and let it simmer/soft boil continuously for about 20 minutes. Stir occasionally to make sure rice isn’t sinking to the bottom and burning.
  8. When rice is almost done, add in the shredded and cooked chicken. Bring a boil, then remove from heat and let sit for a few minutes. Garnish with cilantro if desired. Just before serving, you can add in a dollop of cream, or crème fraîche, or sour cream to thicken up the soup a bit more too.

It’s super simple, and probably one of many, many versions of an almost-folklore-ish soup. My version worked well for me because it only uses curry powder, which saves us from the hassle of having to stockpile our cupboards with a bunch of exotic spices.

Of course, Paris has decided to give us an Indian summer this week (ironic much?) and Alex and I were both perspiring like mad after this lovely supper. I’ll definitely be revisiting this recipe when it gets chilly – but if your part of the world is already feeling the effects of fall, you must try this soup!


Tastes better than it looks

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Left at School…


Gateau Basque

For the first time ever, I’ve left a dessert at school!

We had a lesson on the Gateau Basque and Diplomat’s Pudding, and the demonstration felt long and drawn out with a lot of silences. These desserts had both fairly uncomplicated recipes, but since the chef had to make enough to feed 40-50 people, he really couldn’t fill the time with a lot of comments as he moulded five tart rings and filled ramekins of all sizes for the pudding.

I don’t really want to talk about that pudding, because it is still giving me nightmares. Diplomat’s Pudding is like a bread-and-butter pudding from the UK, but without the nicely sliced bread and instead uses chopped-up day-old brioche. Add some green candied fruits and raisins, douse with custard, bake, and drizzle with more crème anglaise, and there you have it – something that mildly resembles what comes out of you after a hard night’s drinking. Yeah. It tasted OK, but I have never been a fan of soggy bread, or crème anglaise, or this type of baked custard (nothing like crème caramel, in case you’re wondering). So although I ate it, this pudding is not something I would ever serve at home, in a restaurant, or wherever I get to decide what to bake.

Gateau Basque consists of pastry that’s not as firm as a tart shell, buttery-er and creamier than a cookie dough, and it is filled with pastry cream and preserved fruit – typically somewhat candied cherries. The name suggests that it comes from the south of France and north of Spain, the Basque region, and according to one of my favourite blogs, pastry studio, the cake originated in the 17th century in Cambo (which is now part of southern France). Very interesting little fact that I discovered: Gateaux Basque started out as little pig-shaped cakes, but have evolved over time to become a round cake with local jams and custard filling. Typically, the black cherries used are from the little village of Itxassou near Saint-Jean-Pied-de-Port.


Inside the buttery “cake”

In class this week, I am the assistant. This means I go into the kitchen half an hour earlier, and set out all the ingredients we’re going to need on the worktop before everyone else gets there. It is a stressful undertaking because so far, the chefs have all yelled at assistants to start putting ingredients away halfway through class as people are scrambling around already, pressed for time. Furthermore, if you forget to set out certain ingredients that are just so obvious, like powdered sugar, the wrath from the chefs and the anxious glares from your classmates can probably send a semi-sane person like me directly into a nervous breakdown. Yes, I was stressed out before class today, and I couldn’t even eat lunch before I got into the kitchen. My co-assistant missed the demonstration, so I was not counting on her to be there, and sure enough, she was absent today. Luckily a couple of girls helped me out, and we scrambled between the upstairs kitchen (bigger, better stocked) and the walk-in fridges in the basement. I got to work the dumbwaiter too, which was kind of fun.

Once class began, and the dough for this “cake” came together, I was slightly shocked. I saw in demo how soft and creamy it looked, but being the person who was doing the creaming by hand was a completely different sensation altogether. This cake batter/dough felt like a cookie dough that didn’t have enough flour added yet. I was a little weirded out as I pushed the dough with the heel of my right hand – it just felt like I was melting butter with the heat from my right palm. Finally I gave up, scraped off all that gooey dough off my hand, and declared it “done”. It wasn’t. There were a few visible chunks of butter, but what did I know then?

When it came time to roll the dough out, I made a few elementary mistakes at first, with the bottom layer. I mean, seriously, imagine trying to roll out a chocolate chip cookie dough that you’ve only added 2/3 of the flour to. Yeah, tell me about it. The chef came by and showed me how the rolling should be done, but I broke the pastry anyway when I put it into the mould. Hasty patching was done, but the dough was so freaking soft by then that I didn’t dare touch it too much (it just felt like it was constantly melting under touch). However, when I got to the top layer, I was much more confident, and I think I did a much better job of keeping my pastry mobile, pliable, and non-crackable (if that’s a suitable and understandable expression). By then, though, I was running a little behind because I had taken some time out to put away the icing sugar, baking powder, and sugar bowls. I decorated the top quickly and threw it into the oven.


This is the nice edge…

Later, the chef critiqued our end product, and mine clearly showed that my dough wasn’t worked enough (the butter chunks created small holes/thinning parts of the pastry as the butter melted away during baking). I also didn’t cut the cake out of the mould cleanly, so a little bit of the edge was missing…and of course the chef found that edge right away. Overall, though, it wasn’t the worst looking thing I could’ve made, but I wasn’t proud of it either. The chef recommended that we rush like crazy in the beginning so that we have more time to decorate at the end, because customers (and critiquing chefs, I believe) buy with their eyes. After this lesson, I think I’m definitely going to start picking up my pace. I’m typically not the last person to finish my pastries, but I’m also at least ten minutes away from the earliest finishers in my class. We’ll see about that, though – next class involves whisking meringues again, ugh.

I’m not super in love with the cake, because it is quite buttery and the addition of pastry cream makes it a little too rich for my liking. However, it is definitely a superb dessert to try if you love the taste of buttery pastries. Since we have devoured that dacquoise completely, I thought it was best for us if this one didn’t come home. The effort to be healthy was half-assed, though, as I picked up a dozen chouquettes from the bakery near the school on my way home…oops!


My friend’s cake, devoured by other students (and us) on the “leftovers” table at school

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