The first day I cheated on you with some popcorn (I swear, it was only a small handful). Yesterday I cheated on you with a couple of bites of my broken cake. Today I just cheated on you with Champagne and Port flavoured wine gums.
I’m sorry, but you should take comfort in knowing that these foods were mostly worthwhile.
(Am on a diet because I am going to see my evil grandma soon. I’ll explain later.)
P.S. Wine gums are definitely worthwhile. They confuse people in the office and we can watch in amusement as they try to eat their earplugs. Yum.
